#so ty ig 🤨

[sebvettelsv5]

the punch in the gut that is all of the old twitch streamers i used to watch doing that white noise james marriott trend and the "to go home now" bit is just when i used to watch them

[brosif40]

dreams after a long time of not doing it

The dream: chilchuck apparently owning a very large truck ????

[dannyricsmirrorball]

tying the knot • cl16 ੈ✩‧₊˚

ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairing || charles leclerc x gasly!reader

ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au

ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || everyone is together on break for some reason, perhaps a wedding. question is… whose is it?

alt. y/n is pierre’s younger sister. there’s no way she’s dating his best friend aka her childhood friend… right?

ੈ✩‧₊˚ warning || google translate 😬

ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || i tried my hardest to fit this into one part but i literally couldn’t. so this part is kinda boring and lacks much plot but i tried to make it fun! also have realised alex and lily are always the reader’s best friends… but i just love them so much it just happens!! also OSCAR SPRINT WIN!!!! okay pls enjoy xx

part 2!

circa 2022

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yourusername 🌺🌺

francisca.cgomes gostosaaaaa 😍

⤷ yourusername love u kika baby

username7 omfg i need to raid her closet

username19 y/n is ALWAYS pulling out the looksss

lilymhe LOML OML MARRY ME

⤷ alex_albon oh.

⤷ charles_leclerc 🤨

username88 them gasly genes are STRONG

⤷ username6 let’s be real… y/n eats up pierre

username2 face card never declines

luisinhaoliveira99 love 😍😍

charles_leclerc 😍

⤷ username67 charles don’t flirt (poorly) with ur best friends sister challenge - level IMPOSSIBLE

landonorris jesus look at that countertop 😬

⤷ luisinhaoliveira99 cala a boca

⤷ yourusername yeah eat it lan 😒

isahernaez guapísima 🩷

⤷ yourusername i love uuuuu

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francisca.cgomes fun w my sistaaa

tagged yourusername

username8 my faves reunited!!!

username14 so that’s where kika was going in her story!

⤷ username72 where are they

⤷ username14 pretty sure italy

⤷ username72 maybe the other wags and drivers are going as well… like they all posted travel stories within the same hours

charles_leclerc where’s pierre?

⤷ francisca.cgomes i should be asking u that

⤷ charles_leclerc uh yeah ok um so

⤷ francisca.cgomes you’ve lost him haven’t u

⤷ charles_leclerc phone died. thought he’d crash w u guys 🤷‍♀️😔

⤷ pierregasly soz mate, let me drop a pin

⤷ yourusername i told u not to get to crazy

⤷ charles_leclerc what happened to trust?!

⤷ username3 i- are charles and pierre there too?!?

username57 dead at them using the comments like their messages

yourusername my sista 🩷

pierregasly 🤍

username8 y/n and kika’s friendship is so cute, they’re so close 🥰

⤷ username71 kika defs likes y/n more than pierre LMFAO

⤷ username16 don’t blame her

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carla.brocker my favourites

tagged yourusername, charlotte2304

username88 the leclerc wags 🙌 (yes i’m including y/n 😏)

arthurleclerc 😍😍

username99 omg charlotte and carla are there as well?!?

⤷ username3 i’m convinced everyone who posted on their story is joining

charlotte2304 pretty girl x

leclerc_pascale mes belles filles ❤️

⤷ carla.brocker merci maman 🥰

⤷ username82 pascale talking abt her daughter-in-laws 🫣

username95 need to raid all of their closets

username7 y/n and her sister-in-laws 🥰

⤷ username85 u guys need to let go. charles and y/n are not dating.

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lilymhe my favourite people

tagged yourusername, alex_albon

username3 yepppp they’re showing up 1,2,3….

username26 goated couple. goated best friends.

charles_leclerc 2nd slide jump scare

⤷ lilymhe 😐

⤷ charles_leclerc i was talking abt alex!!

⤷ alex_albon thanks man. love ya too.

⤷ yourusername don’t lie. no u weren’t.

⤷ charles_leclerc ur right i wasn’t 🫣

⤷ lilymhe 😲

⤷ username23 i had no idea lily and charles were tight like that

⤷ username14 becoming best friends w his girlfriend’s best friend

username46 faveeee wag

username89 best couple on the grid

yourusername ur my favourite people 😘

⤷ alex_albon person*

⤷ charles_leclerc i thought i was ur favourite people 😔

⤷ alex_albon person*

⤷ lilymhe sucks to suck leclerc, i’m her favourite people 😝

⤷ alex_albon person*

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isahernaez vibras de verano

translation: summer vibes

username23 do we think she’s w y/n, lily, and kika?

⤷ username14 i rlly hope so, i’ve missed isa w the other wags

⤷ username55 y/n isn’t a wag

⤷ username14 not yet… trust the slow burn

username17 you’re GLOWING isa

luisinhaoliveira99 beautiful isa ❣️

yourusername isaaaa my love 💖

⤷ username5 obsessed w them 😭

francisca.cgomes 🔥🔥

username55 isa estás en Italia? 💖

⤷ isahernaez sí 🩷

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heidiberger_ 💐💐

tagged danielricciardo, yourusername, carmenmmundt

username4 HEIDI UR KILLING US

danielricciardo 😮‍💨😮‍💨

username8 dk if i’m more jealous of heidi or daniel

username16 ummm are we all seeing that correct… bride tribe???

⤷ username7 ahhh this makes sm more sense. they’re all there for a wedding! question is… who’s?

yourusername i’m FLOORED on the FLOOR

username99 we are getting FED this break

username02 need to know who’s wedding this is that it constitutes practically the ENTIRE grid to come

username77 so this is defs a wedding trippppp

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alex_albon ti amo italia

tagged lilymhe

yourusername hands off my wife albono

username80 best couple on the grid

charles_leclerc tu parli italiano?

⤷ alex_albon pizza pasta 🤌

username9 alex in his multilingual era 😝

username72 alex said mine not yours lmfao

ueername9 alex tell us why ur there?!

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pierregasly jolies filles

tagged francisca.cgomes, yourusername

username97 this is so cute

francisca.cgomes 🩷😘

charles_leclerc where’s mine? 😘

⤷ pierregasly you have plenty coming 🙄

⤷ username53 sir what do u mean?!

username76 these three 🥰

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joris__trouche nuit de liberté 🇮🇹

translation: night of freedom 🇮🇹

tagged charles_leclerc

username31 JORIS IS THERE?!

⤷ username8 charles cant go anywhere without his main man

username70 freedom…? u don’t think 😳

⤷ username82 charles is not getting married get real

username34 who is mutuals w all these people to come to their wedding like this is crazy

username65 looks kinda like a bachelor party…

⤷ username9 who tf would he be marrying

⤷ username16 not tryna speculate but we do know a certain someone was there before everyone else…

⤷ username9 he’s pierre’s best friend. you think pierre would let that slide.

⤷ username16 they’re adults 🤷‍♀️

yourusername freedom? 🤨

⤷ username87 this is all the confirmation i needed. y/n charles wedding is happening. mark my words.

⤷ username34 let’s get u to bed grandma

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yourusername girls trip!

username99 y/n living her best life

heidiberger_ u are everything 🤩

⤷ yourusername i’m in love w u

luisinhaoliveira99 stunning y/n 😍 best time!

⤷ yourusername so much fun xx

danielricciardo girls trip 🤨

⤷ heidiberger_ well it was for these nights 🤷‍♀️

⤷ danielricciardo fairs

⤷ username52 i- …. hen night??

lilymhe LOML MY GIRL FOREVERRRR BAEEEE

⤷ yourusername alwayssss loverrr

⤷ alex_albon 🤦‍♀️

⤷ charles_leclerc we told u not to get to crazy 🙄🤣

charles_leclerc getting wild?

⤷ yourusername not as wild as u have been 😬

⤷ username54 so they’re defs talking abt whoever’s hen night and stag they went to im guessing

pierregasly make sure u come back in one peace - and kika as well!

⤷ yourusername no promises pear

francisca.cgomes bodyyyyyy

carla.brocker so much fun my girl 💖

lorenzotl make sure to have fun and be safe y/n/n!

⤷ yourusername always am enzo 🩷

⤷ username74 stop it i’m going to sobbbb he’s such an older brother to them all 😭

leclerc_pascale ❤️

⤷ username16 just mother-in-law things

⤷ username92 get a grip. she watched her grow up, her sons are best friends with her. ofc they have a relationship.

carmenmmundt don’t want to leave 😫

⤷ yourusername literally in paradiseee

⤷ georgerussell63 joking right?! ur coming back right?! pls come back!! i cant handle them for much longer 😳

⤷ charles_leclerc i second that. come back!

⤷ yourusername i think u were counted in the ‘them’ charles

username81 i’m going CRAZY. I NEED TO KNOW WHO IS GETTING MARRIED AND HOW THEY KNOW THE ENTIRE GRID

⤷ username16 if i speak…

part 2!

[vettelsdarling]

𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐞

Lissie note… Here’s the second winner of the poll. I stupidly duplicated him💀 but just tallied those numbers together. Also yes, I’m trying out new layouts rn so please lmk if this looks great or not<3

Summary: A photographer from the heart of NYC has been in a low-key relationship with Lando Norris for a while now…

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Things to note:

Reader is a menace tbh

Lando and reader are separated by 2 yrs

Reader is a known photographer (just not famous yk)

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Pairing: Lando Norris x Photographer!Fem!Reader

Warnings: None

Playlist recommendations: 𝐋𝐍𝟒, 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟💗

Taglist: @drugged-kitkat, @ophcelia, @darleneslane, @allwaysalleyway, @littlesatanicassholebitch

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yourusername What a great day to change my pfp on my Twitter😮‍💨

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yourbestfriend Isn’t that the camera I got you last Christmas?

yourusername Merry Christmas ig

yourbestfriend The enthusiasm🥰

yourusername WOW!?!???!!!! IT REALLY IS THE CAMERA YOU GAVE ME LAST YEAR AHHH I STILL HAVE IT CAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

yourbestfriend Nah now it doesn’t feel genuine😒

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landonorris

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landonorris What’s up 2023?🧡

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user1 The photos are better this year wtf😮‍💨

user2 He looks amazing regardless

user3 YESSS IT’S BACKKK LET’S GOO🧡🧡🧡

yourusername Ty for the tag, great working w/ you

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user4 Ty for blessing Lando’s face

user5 She’s a magician with a camera😩

user6 Danny isn’t racing this yr right?😞

user7 Yeah he isn’t😭😭😭

user8 Ugh MCLAREN WHYYY

user9 I’m manifesting🫡

user10 Actually so delulu I made a mood board consisting ONLY of Lando😃

user11 At least you’re self aware💀

Twitter

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yourusername Tbh I feel kinda bad for knowing next to NOTHING abt f1 but I’ll just do my job and whatever to pay rent in New York🤡 Last resort is the pole (not position😞)

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yourbestfriend 💀

yourusername Are you implying I wouldn’t be a great pole dancer?🤨

yourbestfriend Honestly? Yeah🥰

yourusername Bitch.

landonorris I didn’t even realize you’d take this many pics

yourusername Welcome to your new life (I sound and look like a fucking stalker rn wtaf)

yourfriend WTF YOU NEVER SAID YOU PHOTOGRAPHED LANDO NORRIS????

yourusername Surprise!!😻

landonorris

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landonorris Checking out the credentials🤨

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yourusername At least I’m better than you🥰

landonorris You make a fair point… it’s your job😒

user1 Bffr rn😭

user2 Wdym? it’s his designated photographer. I think she’s a part of the team cause McLaren hired her

user1 Wait really?

user2 …yeah💀

user3 The way I love this new photographer😩

user4 Yeah she’s good. She’s well known in the photography world as one of the best in nyc

user3 Wtf that’s such an honor

user5 IS THAT HER??? 10 bucks they’re dating but not telling us

user6 Nah that’s too quick💀 They JUST hired her like this year.

user7 I’m excited for her shots in Miami

user8 I’ve seen some of her stuff at her gallery. Some of it sells for more than a month’s salary

user9 Her instagram is private😔💔

user10 It’s always been😭😭😭

f1gossip

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f1gossip New beau, Lando?👀

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user1 HUH WHAT😃

user2 They are just friends they are just friends they are just friends

user3 stfu what is this😭

user4 That looks a lot like yourusername

user5 💀

yourusername

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yourusername Luckily this account is private💪 Hope they don’t find my very not private Twitter💀

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yourbestfriend Good luck😭

yourusername ty, I will not need it😩

landonorris what is this Twitter you speak of🤨🤨🤨

yourusername Nothing👽

f1gossip

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f1gossip Looks like Lando’s girl has Twitter👀

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user1 Wtaf I love her

user2 Ever wondered she might not want it leaked💀

yourusername Oh… wow…😐

user3 OFMHSK IT’S YOU

yourusername In all my glory😮‍💨🔥

user4 I love how she’s literally just like everyone else and not some snob😭

lando.jpg

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landonorris Who would’ve thought it was possible to post your own paparazzi photos?!

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yourusername Holy shit, this is revolutionary🤯

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yourusername Why don’t the media just hire me to take better pics of us🤡🤡

landonorris Ikr

user1 Nah I’m loving this

user2 They are really handing the media’s ass on a silver plate💀💀💀

user3 This is pure gold😭

user4 I thought Kika and Pierre were my fav but Lando and her just raised the bar

user5 Honestly lmao

user6 why aren’t more wags like this

user7 Publicity probs

user8 Publicity doesn't make sense because she’d fear it too..?

user7 Nah I actually don’t think she cares very much💀

user9 You guys keep doing you, this is amazing.

yourusername Hell yeah😩

Twitter

yourusername

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yourusername We’ve been around👯‍♀️

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yourbestfriend FUCK YEAH WE HAVE

yourusername Ugh we should travel together sometime

yourbestfriend We should

landonorris Where was my invite?

yourusername Nonexistent.

landonorris Wow. I feel so insulted.

yourusername

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yourusername Welcome to my Instagram, peasants. Above, you can see a little bit of everything I serve on here (and yes, I do SERVE).

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yourbestfriend Hot

yourusername I know

landonorris ❤️

yourusername tmrw is our 1 yr anniversary.

landonorris Did you think I forgot?

yourusername Yes

landonorris You’re not wrong…

user1 1 YEAR WHAT????

user2 They hid it for so long😭

user3 I’ve been waiting ages to finally gain access to her Instagram

yourusername thank you, loyal plebe.

user4 2nd pic is me during exam season❤️

user5 Literally same

user6 She’s living my dream fr

yourusername I must be very powerful, then

user7 Skin care routine???

yourusername Random shit from drugstores

user8 She’s so down to earth but classy in a funny way. How tf do I even explain her😭

yourusername I’m an enigma

user9 Lando is lucky wtf

yourusername Right?

user10 No but you and Lando compliment each other so well

yourusername Ty<3

landonorris

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landonorris For a whole year, you’ve given me everything I’ve ever needed. A fun and breezy outlook on life. You’re just amazing. I love you and I didn’t forget about today❤️

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yourusername I’ll let it go for today. Only because I love you too❤️

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maxverstappen1 Congrats you guys👏

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yourbestfriend Feels like yesterday I told you how to get her attention😔

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carlossainz55 Congratulations guys, enjoy yourselves today🍾

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𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻…

𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚!

𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩

𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩! (𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙣, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨, 𝙙𝙢𝙨, 𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙨: 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧(𝙨) 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙮𝙥𝙚(𝙨) 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣.)

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[tojiscrack]

LIAR LIAR CHAPTER DROPPP i cheered you cheered we all cheered

MY JAW DROPPED when tsumiki is the one kamo likes, i ruled her out as a possibility BUT IM GLAD TO KNOW THAT WONT CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS

im glad to see theyve truly never changed. just like in kindergarten, mermaid is still bizarrely lying and porcupine is humbling her lmfao i love them

also.. correct me if im wrong, but i was reading thru since you mentioned there was in fact a weird love shape happening with megs, y/n and someone else, but why have we ruled out the possibility of SOMEONE else being into megumi,?? 🤨🤔 like, some other girl comes and tries to split up mermaid and porcupine, and its kinda where y/n realizes her feelinfs for him cuz i love her but she is CLUELESS!!

anyways as always, your writing is amazinf?? like genuinely you can tell the passion you have for your work translates into what you write, its amazing

(this is me comifn up with liar liar predictions btw)

a long and juicy ask in my inbox? i cheered, you cheered, we all cheered 😋

i thought everyone forgot tsumiki would be an option — i was hoping for it so it could be more of a surprise but ig it worked out all the same 🫣 but yes indeed, i’m just as glad as you are 🥳

the title of the story is quite literally liar, liar, like if lying wasn’t illegal in college applications, girlypop would absolutely lie her way into an awesome theatre school or smth 💀 (and then megumi would be part of law enforcement and bait her out).

now THAT prediction… i mean, you’re right, everyone kinda forgot that a love triangle can go both ways here —> two ppl competing for y/n OR two people competing for megumi 👀 i’m not gonna say anything. like you mentioned before, you’re going in this blindfolded, and i’m not allowing you to take it off until the end 😋

clueless is correct, she’s absolutely clueless, and megumi’s not any better tbh

‘you can tell the passion you have for your work translates into what you write, it’s amazing’

so, that’s crazy! (i’m blushing)

ty so very much for ur support and love, i genuinely look forward to more of ur predictions and stuff. you could type in a full stop in my inbox and i’d eat that up 😫

[xanderlovesscones]

hellooo Xander!!!

how was your day??? hope it went well. if so, it's about to get even better because guess what I've sent over for you!!!!! BLUEBERRY SCONES!!!!! I sent two dozen so hope you like them 🤭 (tried a different recipe as well, so lemme know which one you like better!!!)

do your brothers ever get sick abt you talking about scones?? cuz i was talking abt the merits of blueberry scones over lemon ones with my brothers (more like me listing them off while they looked at me funny) and then they asked me why i never shut up abt scones. ☹️ HOW COULD I NOT? THEY ARE THE BESTEST MASTERPIECES IN EXISTENCE!!!!! (at this point, i have to disown them as well, but not in the sheffield grayson way i'm afraid, even i'm not that cruel and insane☹️)

so, since everyone says i talk way too much about scones (don't believe such a thing exists but let's listen to the idiots for once🙄), let's talk about…. aha! your brothers! I have brothers too and they're tolerable ig. except for the scone part. your brothers don't do that too do they？🤨 speaking of your bros, what's the name of the group chat you have with them, and if you guys don't have one (which i find quite impossible) then what would it be? me and my bros have one which is called 'my siblings suck'. seems pretty fitting. anyways, since u all like mysteries and puzzles, how mysterious do you actually find your brothers? 🤨 you should totally like rank them! in order of mysteriousness! and another one for which ones are better brothers!! whoever's at the bottom gets a complimentary round of *ss kicking courtesy of yours truly🤭 (just because my brothers are kinda shitty doesn't mean yours have to be!! cuz you deserve the world!! you're so kind and amazing and smart. and i was gonna put a heart emoji, but then i realised i wasn't sure what your fav colour is ☹️. *sigh*, guess we have to settle for this one then: <3) (do you wish you have a sister smt??)

sry i'm ranting. i really hope i'm not being annoying ☹️ i'm kinda in desperate need of a friend and you're kinda one of the only three i have. and my other friends are busy. sigh sometimes i wonder if i'm the problem… maybe i'm too annoying or smt. or it's my lack of social skills.

oh, what? no, no, i didn't say anything. i was just uhhhhhhhhhhh asking uhmmmm…. is there anything about being a hawthorne that you dislike?? cuz it seems fun but not fun at the same time 😕. (and since i like teasing grayson, on a scale of one to ten, how much of a softie is he behind that tough exterior?)

okies byeee

-❄️

hello snowflake!!

sorry it took me so long to get back to you but I went to my eyebrow appointment, after burning it off constantly I’m tying to grow it back!! my day was fantastic but it highly improved after receiving your scones!! both recipes were AMAZING but the second had this wow factor I was addicted to, what did you add into them??

well I can’t speak for my dear brothers but I can definitely sense at points they get bored of my scone talk… I know GASPPP how could they?! wooowww your brothers clearly don’t understand the art of scones, only us highly intelligent people can, it’s a rarity!! (disowning them is a good way to get rid of the toxic scone-haters, good to know you’re not like gray’s dad)

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TALKINH TOO MUCH ABOIT SCONES!! I personally could talk about the all day. oooo your group chat name is good!! me and my brothers in fact do have a group chat but I’m not sure our lawyers would be pleased if the name was leaked, but I can tell you that the footage of grayson in leather pants is on there 🤭🤭 and as for the rankings

most mysterious:

1) nash

2) gray

3) jamie

this may have surprised you but here are my reasons… you see jameson is ranked third because although he is very mysterious I’ve gotten quite good at reading him which makes him less mysterious to me and then there’s of course the fact that he’s the most indiscreet person on this planet. grayson is second because gray likes to act mysterious but in reality is not that mysterious at all, it’s all a facade. Nash is definitely the most mysterious, always somewhere other than hawthorne house, always knows the right things to say, always won the old man’s games…

better brother:

I can’t choose!! they’re all the best for so many reasons!!

(your brothers should not be mean to you!! because you’re also kind and amazing and smart and deserve the world!! don’t forget to tell yourself that!! my favourite colour is in fact blue because it reminds blueberry scones)

sometimes I think it would be cool to have a sister, but in a way there are people in my life that are like my sisters, like avery and libby and bex and thea!!

you are not annoying at all!! I love talking to people and you happen to be a highly interesting person snowflake!! you’re definitely not the problem because I think you’re great and if you have xander-approval then that means you’re fantastic!!

there are aspects I don’t like. it would be nice every once in a while to not have all the lawyers and bodyguards and people, I wonder what my life would be like if I was born in a different world entirely. of course, I’m grateful for everything but still my mind does wonder

oh 100% a ten!! gray is the biggest softie!!

hope you day way good snowflake!! byeeee

[slytherinshua]

omg zanna!!!

firstly omg babe congrats on 1.5k!!!! youre growing so fast :( secondly the fics you rec-d had me dying (ftom cuteness ofc) amd just omg :( ty and thirdly youre really adorable!!! ofc i look up to you have you seen your blog???? babe your writing has me crying into my pillow at (exactly) 4:02 am. But genuinely the way you write is just so <3!!!! Its really really comforting. Im really envious because anything i write sounds like a first grader write it (in a happy im proud of you way!!) and ofc dw abt it that was def my fault shouldve thought that through but yeah ofc you can call me sprout!!! Also again omg zanna 1.5k!!!! and for the event how many groups do you like (this includes casually stanning too) and omg tws!!!! ( My children :( ](so idk but whenever i stan a new group automatically four positions form in my head: (idk im weird) of theres the two basic, bias and bias wrecker/s and then theres emotionally closest to and special place in my heart so ig my question is for like all or any of your fav kpop groups whod you put where?) Happy valentines day!! Happy carat day!!

-🌱!!!

SPROUT!! i get so happy when i see you in my inbox eskdjks

omg i'm glad you enjoyed them 🥹 i wish i could've gotten some more but my tumblr is always dry except for moot fics and i don't read much nowadays 💔 except for real books damn...

WHAT NO WAY MY WRITING MADE YOU CRY??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 but thank you :(

i'm sure its much better than you think sprout :( and believe it or not, everyone starts out writing like a first grader, but the more you practice the better you become!!! and you can also put in effort to try to learn techniques and stuff but i'm too lazy for that tho i do def want to improve my writing style so we'll see :D

aww it's okay tho we're on good terms now!!! so don't worry abt that <33

okay how many groups do i like?

okay so txt, verivery, onf, victon, seventeen, astro, skz, the rose, enhypen, mcnd, newjeans, lucy, billlie, sf9, &team, red velvet, ive, bts, the boyz, viviz, n.flying, xdinary heroes, xg, boynextdoor, le sserafim, mamamoo, p1harmony, riize, wei are kinda the groups i can say i stan

got7, ateez, shinee, pentagon, nct (all units), are groups i casually enjoy and know the first 3 esp pretty well for members as well!!

im enjoy a lot of soloists and i would love to get into some other groups that i listen to occasionally as well (cix, oneus, cravity, ace, e'last etc)

i'm also familiar w gidle, itzy, twice, oh my girl, akmu, blackpink, monsta x, aespa, nmixx, exo, zerobaseone, and some more but don't consider them to be on my stanlist yet

so i think i stan 29 groups, 15(ish) soloists, and know 16ish other groups rly well !!

who would you put in the positions bias, bias wrecker, emotionally closest to, and special place in your heart?

ooo that's a rly interesting question!! i'm gonna do it just for my ult groups i think... and maybe svt too skdjks since they were ults

so for txt

bias - taehyun bias wrecker - hueningkai emotionally closest to - soobin or taehyun special place - taehyun... KSJDKS

for onf

bias - yuto, minkyun bias wrecker - seungjun emotionally closest to - minkyun (he rly likes cats what can i say) special place - etion :( i love him so much

for verivery

bias - gyehyeon bias wrecker - yongseung emotionally closest to - hoyoung maybe? special place - minchan

and for svt bonus yayayay

bias - joshua, dk bias wrecker - wonwoo emotionally closest to - woozi special place - jun

happy valentines and carat day to you as well <33 sry i didn't get to answering this yesterday cause i was BUSY WITHOUT DEVICES RIP BUT WE'RE HERE NOW <33

[i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs]

I just rewatched 09×02 and I didn't do my rewatch-ramble because I knew it was going to be chaotic as hell and way too long to do lol--

So he's a resume of my thoughts:

– The first reunion scene

"I never gave up on you." Mike, you're a filthy little liar. 🤨🤨

Anyway, the hugs where TuT💕💕

Loved how El went to Joyce almost immediately!! :)

Poor Max tho. That was mean El, you got this? Don't be mean to your future bff. >:(

– Hopper and Mike

I have looottsss of thoughts about this scene, but I'm just going to say this: I don't think Mike was talking about Hopper. Or not only about him at least.

Yep, take that and do what you want with it.

– Hopper and El

Their relationship during this episode made me really happy. I love that they explained each other (well, especially Hopper, but yk what I mean) and that they both apologized for being stupid. :)

– Will, Joyce, Jonathan, and Nancy

All of their scenes were so :((

Will strangling Joyce... I kinda forgot about that tbh, but yeaaahhhh... Must have been traumatic for all the Byers. :(

Also, Nancy burning Will to stop him... She could've done that somewhere else... Because like, I know it was a fast reaction, and a pretty decent one at that, but burning Will with a heated metal bar through his clothes was not her best idea. I bet that left a pretty bad scar, and that the hospital dress probably melted on in, at least a bit. Also, that thing was full of microbes, and even if it was heated enough to kill all of them, the fact that they didn't take care of the burn correctly and immediately most likely wasn't the best for Will's health. I bet it got infected in no time.

And, kinda unrelated ig, but the look one Will's face when the lights went super bright (because of El's powers probably) was empty as fuck oh my gosh--

Boy was tired as hell and didn't give a shit about anything at this point.

– Steve and the kids (+Billy)

Honestly Steve didn't do too bad against Billy, I'm actually kinda impressed. I don't think he had much of fighting experience at this point, and Billy clearly love to fight, so it was already unfair since the start. But Steve still got some good hits!! :)

And Max sedating Billy was so cool to see, you go girl!! ✨

Love how panicked Steve was when he realized who was driving, it was hilarious XD

(also, fun fact! Steve called Mike "Nancy" in that scene. Guess what calling a boy Nancy means?

I'm calling: queer coding!!!)

( here's the source if you're interested)

And they all did really good underground!! Mike's idea was amazing (even if extremely unsafe), and they executed it perfectly. 😌

Also can we talk about how Mike literally almost died there?? My boy could have been burnt to death because of that stupid vine!!! :(((

Also, Dustin and Dart!! Love that scene. :)

– Nancy and Steve

They broke up there right? It was kinda weird, but I think they did.

Fucking finally!

That scene where Steve looks at Nancy thought the window at the snow ball made me a bit sad for him tho. :(

– Steve and Dustin

THEY'RE SO SIBLINGS KWOSSKSBZJSKK 🥹🥹💕

– Dustin and Nancy

Nancy was being really nice in there, I absolutely love that scene. Poor Dustin thought, girls are so mean. :((

– Lucas and Max

THEY!!!!! SO CUTE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGJHHLJDTLUTDDRULLXUULHFLUTDOYRSOGYOGOYGIYLUXTIDYFDIYDYI!!!! TOT💕

– Mike and El

Honestly their scenes were pretty cute ig... I don't know, they kinda look forced to me. But whatever.

The snow ball scene was actually pretty wholesome tho.

Also one of the last times Mike compliments El, and that kiss was...TV-like? It was like they were trying to copy what they saw in movies. But hey, nobody's perfect!

– Hopper and Joyce

:(

And with this, my ST2 rewatch is done!! :D

Ty for reading my rambling lol, hope you're doing great. :)

[sturnsreckless]

super duper funny story😗…so me and my bsf both have tumblr and wtv well ig she was scrolling and saw @calisturniolo and she was like “omg i love your fanfics.” and i was like huh 🤨 bc i don’t write so i was hella confused. i told her i didn’t write and she showed me her phone and i was like holy shit 😨 so uh…ty for giving me a mini heart attack ml.

OH DAMN. sorry girl i deeply apologise 🥲🥲🥲

but your friend??? thank you 😛😛

[r1ya4aa]

1,2 buckle my shoe!!

girly girl:

TETSUYA.

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND???

Kagami is online!

Kagami🫶:

WHAT. HOW DID HE GET A GF BEFORE ME??

girly girl:

Maybe because of your face

You look mad 24/7

Tetsu👻:

She's not wrong

And kagu isn't my girlfriend

We're just friends

girly girl:

Adrian who?

And who tf is kagu?

Tetsu👻:

Kaguya

Kagami🫶:

Kaguya? AS IN KAGUYA ASANO?

Tetsu👻:

yeah why

girly girl:

No way.

Bro she's like the prettiest girl AND the directors daughter

Tetsu👻:

Don't mention him

She doesn't have a very good relationship whit her father.

I'm private chat whit "kagami🫶"

omg he blind asf

Fr

I rlly wanna meet her tho

Same

I'm curious what tetsuyas type is ykwim

Yes yes

1,2 buckle my shoe!!

girly girl:

Alright

Tetsu Add her

Tetsu🫶:

why

girly girl :

1. Because I'm the only girl in this GC 2. I NEED to know her haircare Routine.

Tetsu🫶:

Alright let me ask her

She said yes

"Tetsu" added XXX-XXX-XXX to the groupchat!

girly girl:

HIIIIIIII

girly girl changed XXX-XXX-XXX to kaguya💕

Kaguya💕:

Uhm. Who r u guys

girly girl:

I'm y/n L/n and the other one is Taiga kagami

Kagami🫶:

👋

Kaguya💕:

Ooo okay! You guys are tetsuyas friends right?

girly girl:

Omg @kagami💕 did u see that? Tastu is talkin bout us🤭

Kagami🫶:

Nothing Bad i hope?

Tetsu👻:

😐

Kagami🫶:

LMAOO

girly girl:

HBSHAHSH

Kaguya💕:

That was kinda rude

girly girl:

Noo don't worry we're just joking

Don't take anything we say seriously 😭

"Kaguya💕" went offline!

Kagami🫶:

Huh?

girly girl:

Did I say something that could've offended her somehow?

Kagami🫶:

Girl. You just told her that she shouldn't take anything we say since it's our Humor

Tetsu👻:

I'll Go Check up on her

"Tetsu👻" went offline!

Kagami🫶:

Im near McDonald's so I'll Go offline too

girly girl:

BRING ME SOMETHING TOO PLSS

Kagami🫶:

The usual?

girly girl:

Yes pookie🥺

Kagami🫶:

Alright.

"Kagami🫶" went offline!

girly girl went offline!

Soccer prisoners

Y/n:

Can y'all follow me on ig 😔

Need more Friends there fr

Shithoe:

You have other friends?

Y/n:

😐

Shithoe:

Shii drop the @ Shawty

Y/n:

☺️

@hearts4kagamii

SHIDOU🔝🔛😈 (sh1d0u.ryus3i ) started following you!

Y/n:

Ty baby

Shithoe:

BABY⁉️

I got her yall Don't stand a chance 🤭

Yukimiya is online!

Yukimiya:

You're really really beautiful y/n

Like wow. Should I follow you whit my official or private?

Y/n:

Private

I don't want to crawl any attention from ur Fangirls or my Friends and Tysm Ur very pretty too yuki!

At First i thought you where kind of a nerd but I saw that vid when u where on the field and god damn baby🤭. Double smash

Yukimiya:

Alright Princess 🤭

Kenyu :) (kexxn7u) started following you!

Bumblebee:D (meg0ruu_.) started following you!

Bacteria:

Y'all fake

I was her pookie 1#

She won't forget Abt me that fast...right?..😢

Y/n:

I got u pookie

Bacteria:

HA DID YALL SEE THAT? MWUAHAHHA😈

Yoichi (isagi_yoichi) started following you!

🍨

—🥟 [hearts4kagamii] ⁀➷

❤️ 💬 ↗️

30.785 likes

hearts4kagamii ↴

@hearts4y/nnie TYSM FOR THE DUMPLINGS 🫶💕💞💝💘💖💗💓

—🍚[hearts4y/nnie]15min • ❤️by author.

you better take me and tetsuya outafter practice 🤨

╰┈➤ —🥟[hearts4kagamii] ↴

ugh fine🙄

—🎻[tetsuyaa.kurokoo] 20min •

nah man, I'm hanging out w @urfavprincess so there no need

╰┈➤ —🥟[hearts4kagamii] ↴

HII KAGUYA N TETSU🫶

              ╰┈➤ hi y/n

SOCCER PRISONERS🗣️🔥

Bacteria:

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

Y/n:

Yes?

Bacteria:

WHATS UR FAV FOOOD?

Y/n:

Dumplings 🔛🔝

Yukimiya:

Y/n I also have a question

Y/n:

Yes yuki?

Yukimiya:

Who's kagami?

Y/n:

He's my fav cousin!

Cheita:

And who tetsuya and kaguya?

Y/n:

Tetsuya is my friend and kaguya is tetsuyas friend

She's really really pretty AND nice!

She has such pretty hair like wow.

Cheita:

Don't be shy bb add her 😏

Y/n:

Lemme ask her

In private Chat whit kaguya💕

KAGUA

KAGUYAAA

K

A

G

U

Y

A

C

O

M

E

O

N

L

I

N

E

P

L

E

A

E

🥺

Huh?

HIIII

hi

So I have like a friend group and they asked me about tetsu and kagami and u and I told them Abt u and then they asked me if I could add u and I said I'll ask her and now I'm asking

Pretty pleaseee

I'm the only girl there☹️

Oh?

There are only boys in that group chat?

Why not sure

YAYYY OKAY

SOCCER PRISONERS 🗣️🔥

Y/n added kaguya💕 to the group chat!

Kaguya:

Hii

Is anyone online?

nagi:

hi

Y/n:

SEI HIII

WANNA PLAY GENSHIN LATER???

nagi:

omg yes

Reo brought me 80k primos

Should I pull for venti or cake guy

Y/n:

LMAOO CAKE GUY

Ru collecting or just pulling

nagi:

I'm collecting archons

But

I want cake guy

Y/n:

baby u have 80k

Get them both?

nagi:

C6 or weapons?

Y/n:

I'd say weapons

nagi:

Alright

What about u?

Y/n:

I want venti but I'm on 50 pity + I just got hu tao so☹️

Yukimiya:

Y/n

Would I mind if I buy you some primogems?

Y/n:

Uhm yes??

Don't spend ur money on me yuki I'll feel bad each time I pull😭

Yikimiya:

I'll try not to..🫢

Kaguya:

Uhm y/n

You know I was just about to introduce myself before you went on and on about that game of urs

Y/n:

Oh I'm sorry !

kaguya:

What's a sorry gon do

R u rlly that stupid😭

Just like that Taiga guy

No wonder y'all r related

I bet ur parents r just as stupid 😂😂😂

Y/n:

Kaguya what the fuck.

I just apologised what else do you want me to do?

Kaguya:

I want u to shut the fuck up and take a joke😂

Y/n:

Kaguya you better start learning the difference between disrespecting someone and taking a joke before I turn you into a fuvking joke

You haven't even been here for 10 minutes and you already start talking about "jokes" n stuff

What happened when I was joking whit kagami n tetsuya? That was soooo rude but what ur doing is absolutely fine?

Please think before u open ur stinky ahh mouth, thank u. ☺️

Kaguya has left the groupchat!

Bacteria:

GO Y/N GO Y/N AYYYEE

Shithoe:

That was so hot omg

Yukimiya:

^

rin:

Can y'all like go back to practice and stop fucking texting?😐

Shithoe:

I bet he wouldn't be mad if it was sae blowing up his phone 😹😹😹

rin went offline!

Shithoe:

LMAOO

Y/n:

Why r u keep making jokes Abt that sae guy

Who even is that

Yukimiya:

Sae is rin's older brother and they don't rlly have a good relationship

And shidou keeps teasing rin because of that

Y/n:

Ohh I see

Ty yuki

Yukimiya:

No problem

In private Chat whit rin!

R u ok

why wouldn't I be

cuz of shidous jokes

He always does that

I'm kinda used to it

Now what do you want

Rin

what

Do you not have a good relationship with your brother?

..

oh

Haha we're so similar yet so different

What are you talking about?

We're not similar.

We are actually

You see

I used to have an older sister

She used to play volleyball and was amazing in it

So one day she encouraged me to play whit her and It was really fun so I started playing

We always played together but one day after another match (that we won ofc) she acted so different?

So I asked her and she started kind of barging at me ykwim?

Mhm yeah i get what u mean

Why was she barging at you tho?

—🌩️{FLASHBACK!!}

"Haah.." a h/c haired girl groaned.

"Yo etsu, can we get some dumplings on our way back? Pleaseee?" She pleaded which soon stopped when she noticed that etsu was just staring blankly at the floor.

"Etsu?" She moved closer to her older sister and places a hand on her shoulder.

"Are you al-" before she finished her sentence she got interrupted by the hand slapping hers harshly away

"Don't touch me." The older sister replied in a icy cold tone which made the younger sibling flinch.

"etsu?.." she asked nervously

"How dare you."

Silence.

"Huh?"

Etsu turned her head towards the younger l/n

"How dare you steal my dream?"

"what are you talking ab-"

"Don't act so fucking dumb. I was the first one who got into volleyball,

I had to work my way up and all of a sudden you have to barge in and ruin my dream!"

"Etsu what are you saying?"

"How dare you be such talent? I was the first born, I should've had that talent, not you! You wouldn't even be into volleyball If I wouldn't be there!!"

"But etsu, wasn't it your dream to play in the nationals whit me? You said it yourself!"

"That was before you stole my talent!"

"Huh? Etsu stop saying such bullshit! Like you Said, you're the reason why I started volleyball in the first place! I couldn't give two shits about volleyball, I just did it so your dream could come reality!"

"Don't fucking use me as an excuse to play volleyball. If you don't care about it quit. I could easily find a new and better replacement, l/n."

. . .

"Fine then. Good luck becoming Japans best without my help, Miss kocho. I can't wait to laugh at your miserable face once you lose without me."

—🌩️{END OF FLASHBACK!!}

—🎻 AN! y'all please ignore my spelling in case I wrote something wrong😭 let me know if I did tho!

[glossysoap]

GLOSSYYY i got someone in my dm’s today OH MYYY GOSH… so first his likeee second message to me was “are u looking for a daddy?” likee naur sir but ty i was nice abt it yk so then he said let’s play truth or dare. i thought ok quirky let’s try ig AND HE WAS TRYNNA DARED ME TO TELL HIM SM LIKE “daddy i surrender my mind and body to you” LIKEEE WHAT LMAOO AND THEN HE WAS TRYNNA DARE ME TO TOUCH MYSELF WHEN HE WAS A W A R E MY MOTHER WAS IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME 😣 AAAAND HE TRIED TO DARE ME TO ASK HIM OUT LIKE BOYY PLEASE STOP YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT 🤨

anyways i just thought it was silly so i wanted to tell you 😋

-🎀

HIIII BOW ANON <333

i. cannot even describe. how many emotions my face went through while i read this.

the first text?????? SIR? 😨

“i thought ok quirky” LMAOOOO i love you you’re so me

THE THING HE DARED YOU TO SAY OH MY GOD DJKSJDKS MY JAW IS DROPPED. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

AND JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. IF MY JAW WAS DROPPED FROM THE LAST ONE,, MY JAW JUST ABOUT CAME OFF ITS HINGES WITH THE NEXT ONE

and the last one??? not only is that weird but also fucking embarrassing for him?? like sir you’re daring SOMEONE ELSE. to ask YOU OUT? like literally at that point it would’ve been less embarrassing if he just fucking asked YOU out himself??? it’s like he’s asking you to ask him out. that’s so pathetic (not that everything else isn’t, girl believe me. everything else is so fucking weird)

in conclusion,,,

i love ya bow,, i’m praying for your inbox 😔

[itsfloortimebabey]

YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS (dramatic retelling in tags)

[cinnamon-harry]

I love ur fake ig posts , i love yhe one where they introduce their nee baby♡ I was wondering if you could do the ig posts thing with harry x nonfamous!italian!reader 😊 like a normal girl yk who still studies,is a fan...idk i think i it could be cute😊 and fans and his family support the relationship?

ahh ty for reading!! i will try and post a few more of these in the next few weeks but in the mean time, i hope u like this one <3

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yourinstagram haven’t been to class all week and i have an exam tomorrow <3

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yourmom i’m not paying for your classes for fun, am i ??🤨

yourinstagram @yourmom 😳…i love youuuu😅😘

harrystyles go to class !!

yourinstagram @harrystyles no.

yourbestfriend good luck on exams !!!🤍

yourinstagram @yourbestfriend thank u bb!😘

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yourinstagram missed u, ti amo

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yourmom prezioso❤️

yourinstagram @yourmom 😚❤️

yourbestfriend stole my best friend </3

yourinstagram @yourbestfriend never🤍 i love youu

harrystyles thx for picking me up from the airport

yourinstagram @harrystyles give me gas money.

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harrystyles home

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harryfan1 the way she looks at him …

ynfan1 she doesn’t even try she just looks that perfect

gemmastyles pretty girl🤍

yourinstagram @gemmastyles mwah😚

harryfan2 they really love each other i’m gonna cry

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yourinstagram h made me go to class today

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harryfan1 my biggest flex is following you before you went private

yourinstagram @harryfan1 it’s the cool kids club😎

yourmom @harrystyles thank you for being a good influence❤️

harrystyles @yourmom of course, education is always first!

yourinstagram @harrystyles @yourmom guys this is literally so embarrassing pls

yoursister what u listening to ??

yourinstagram @yoursister this new band i found called one direction

harrystyles @yourinstagram log off.

———

masterlist.

[mossyythoughts]

Wash Day? What’s that?

You’re letting them take care of your washday ritual for today- you’re tired after all… How are they doing?

w/ Itto, Thoma, Hu Tao, Venti + an extra thing they love abt your hair ❗️❗️

Genre: Fluff!!

Reader extras: Textured Hair (Implied Black! Reader, but it’s only mentioned a few times i think? like butterfly locs and braids! Also this is coming from me- a black girl so black people will probably resonate with this the most i’m sorry 😔)

CW: Cursing, Me bullying Venti 😜, Me being thirsty for Thoma but it’s embarrassing alright ☹️… prob has spelling mistakes i’m sorry i’m tired 😍

Itto

bro would be ECSTATIC to help you

would ask which products would go in, how exactly everything works yknow the usual

would probably also look into hairstyles too

would be super gentle because he’s scared he might tug and you’ll wince :(

itto for the win we love you itto you dummy

will consistently help you if you allow him!

he’s the type of person to like try and make jewelry out of his geo vision like bitch… those are WAYYY too heavy 🤨

i also think it’s kinda chaotic because when I think about this happening I think about how my mom used to do my hair in the sink BAHAHAHSHA like your neck is getting cramped and the water is just a bit too cold and jeez, now it’s too hot 🤬🤬 now the towel on my shoulders it wet!! i hate it here.

it’s alr though!! he’ll take forever 😔 but it will be worth it i promise it will go slightly smoothly

has the best head scratches out of EVERYONE in this post because of his long nails ❗️❗️

doesn’t say this outloud but he def has wanted to have like a super cute (platonic or romantic) moment where he puts a flower crown on you 😊

fav thing about your hair?

PFFT- everything??? the way the curls are defined (or not defined 😘😍), the way it looks on you, the hairstyles, the culture, literally everything. if you come in and say you’re having a bad hair day he will try his best to make it better!! he will probably make it worse tho so be wary it’s alright,,,

Thoma

DONE AND DONE.

already somehow knows your hair type, everything you need

probably gets you products that are better if you’re struggling

let him take care of you 🤬🤬🤬

allows you to basically completely relax while he’s detangling

also super gentle with detangling he doesn’t wanna hurt you

kinda like… the exact opposite of itto- bro is gonna have the water on the right temp the towel IS NOT GETTING WET (i swear that was the most annoying part when i was a little kid 🤬🤬) super smooth and the products he got were also really good ty thoma ty…

super gentle if you’re tenderheaded 😍 i love you thoma

also will ABSOLUTELY do your edges if you ask him too

also sir. how the hell do you know how to give me braids. why are you parting my hair, answer me.

PUT DOWN THE RAT TAIL COMB PLEASE-

Thoma pls lemme take a chunk outta that ass ily why havent you come home (BAHAHAH WHEN I WAS WRITING THIS HE CAME HOME NOW I HAVE ALL THE 4* STAR CHARA’S)

fav thing about your hair?

the different styles 😊 he finds it so amazing that textured hair is so like,,, flexible??? he is so amazed by the different hairstyles that are compatible and he thinks they all look stunning on you- like SIR. YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH. He might even suggest some hairstyles he thinks he might look good on you and it’s another time where it’s like 🤨 how you know that?

Hu Tao

despite her… antics i feel like she would absolutely love to take care of you (and your hair!)

i feel like she cares a whole lot abt her own hair CONSIDERING HOW FUCKING LONG IT IS.

she would be surprisingly gentle she understands having her hair tugged - it hurts like a motherfucker 🙄

she researches a lot after the first wash day cycle- she wants everything to go smoothly, with the least amount of work for you and herself (she lazy 😒)

her respect shoots WAYYY up higher then it already was when seeing you do your wash day routine (if it’s long ig)

might do ur edges ig… depends… 😍

will help you if you’re having a bad hair day and it will look good! don’t worry she’s not itto 😍

would ask if you want extensions and its like ????? tf you know about butterfly locs 🤨

fav thing about your hair?

the different procedures 😌 she loves learning about things- especially things that intrigue her which i feel like she really cares a lot about hair! so her learning about the average wash day cycle felt refreshing to her- not only because she is learning more, but also because now she can take care of you!!

Venti

stupid bitch ☹️

don’t ask him to do ANYTHING for you he is a very very lazy soul

ofc he will do this for you though!!! he loves you!!!

this is a being mean to venti blog ❗️❗️

he’s… fine ig… 😒 he doesn’t do anything extraordinary like the others at the top of the post he just does your hair 🤨

would probably sing to you while he does it making you wanna fall asleep (i was already falling asleep with my head halfway in the sink when my mom did my hair but having venti sing to me? 🥱 sleeping like a baby right then and there)

teases you afterwards like “awh are you falling asleep? is it my tunes or the head scratches 😜”

tell him it’s the head scratches don’t give him the satisfaction of knowing his voice is good…

will twist your hair afterwards tho!! if you want 🥱

honestly is very sweet idk what i was on about earlier he sings to you and honestly does sorta well on the first try (not better then thoma and hu tao, but better than itto 😍 wow venti, you got the bronze!!)

likes putting butterfly clips in your hair :)

favorite thing about your hair?

putting flowers in it!! technically this isn’t exactly like… specific for textured hair, but if you have a fro imagine like a lot of flowers in it like the amazing person u are 😏 also he loves making the wind around you softer so that your hair can stay moisturized throughout the day 😍

hey y’all 😍 haven’t seen y’all since last year 😜

… …

okay yeah that was bad i actually don’t even remember if that’s true or not LMAO 😭 i’m probably right i don’t think I posted after my birthday? maybe i did idk

anyways this has been sitting in google docs for awhile AFYER MY TEYVAT CHRISTMAS PARTY GOT DELETED 🥲 so the format might be… wack. that’s because i’m not used to copy and pasting and also it’s late on a school night and i didn’t go to school all of last week because i was sick and had to do a covid test 😍 don’t worry i didn’t get covid it was just maybe the flu?? idk,,, anyways stressing because i didn’t get a chance to do my school work and the semester is almost over and my whole year i had straight A’s and i don’t want that to change last minute :( idk what this ASL assignment is and i’m so confused i’ll ask tomorrow ig,,,

anyways have fun all the texture haired readers!!

- ur local klee main! (HOPEFULLY KAZUHA/YAE/VENTI COMES HOME OR SOMETHING IM SO DESPERATE)

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— !! hello everyone!!! welcome to my celebration. thank you so much for 300 followers, i’m so excited ily all . happy soon to be valentine’s day!! just some like ‘rules’ ig for the asks and requests i’ll be doing.

— REQUESTS !!

who i write for

— this is for the blurbs, (pls read this if ur thinking abt requesting) that’s it. i’ll do headcannons, smash or pass for anyone!!

— the blurbs can be nsfw or otherwise, that is completely up to you <3

💗🩰 je t'aime- send a romantic (or platonic) scenario (be as specific as possible pls) and i’ll write a blurb!

🌒 planet of love <3- give me a ship and i’ll give you my favourite headcannons

🤍🖤 game girl- fmk, smash or pass, anything like that

🧸 💞 teddy bear - send me a character and i’ll send my favourite edit of them (maybe even one of mine🤨)

🌷𖧧 always and forever- i’ll show you guys some of my favourite pinterest boards if u ask☺️

🏹🍓 show the boobs- send me a request to look at your blog and make a moodboard of the aesthetic

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tagging mutuals <3 ty to my new ones mwah!!

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[seungstarss]

HI SEI

omfg i just read the latest updates of recall and?? ⁉️⁉️🤨 GIRL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG W U????? NAURRRR COS MY HEART IS ACTUALLY BREAKING RN THIS IS SO NOT OK 😭😭 I JUST WANT YNWON TO BE HAPPY AND IK I WAS EXCITED ABT FINDING OUT THE REST OF THE PLOT BUT LIKE??? U LITERALLY SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET BC I TOTALLY DIDNT EXPECT ANY OF THAT AT ALL ARE U KIDDING????? OH EM JAYYYYY RECALL IS SO FUCKING GOOD ITS LITERALLY AMAZING BUT MY HEAD IS IN MY HANDS AND IM SHAKING IM QUIVERING IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING FOR A HAPPY ENDING BUT KNOWING U……….

ON A SRS NOTE THO I FUCKING L O V E RECALL!!! SEI how the FUCK did u come up w this like are u joking??? UR BRAIN??? >>>> UGH i’m in love w the storyline like it’s actually so so interesting and i’m just in luv w how nuanced ur characters are :< they all have their backstories and motivations and reasoning behind their decision making which makes it so so immersive to read??? IVE HONESTLY ENJOYED READING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF UR CHARACTERS SO FAR??? all of yn’s friends are so so supportive and cute and bring sm energy to an otherwise angsty asf fic ,, jungwons friends r also legit so cute in their own way and can we talk abt the antagonists too like ????? YURI ???? REI????? THE WAY WE HAVENT EVEN FINISHED THE STORY YET BC NOW IM WONDERING WHAT PART YURI HAD IN THE ACCIDENT TOO???? ICB UVE ONLY REVEALED A PART OF WHAT HAPPENED (ALBEIT A BIG PART) AND THERE R STILL 5 MORE CHAPTERS TO GO??? MOMMY COME PICK ME UP IM FUCKING SCARED IM ACTUALLY QUAKING RN 😭😭 BUT HOLY CRAP SEI I RLYL RLLY RLLY RLLY CANT PRAISE U ENOUGH BC BFFIE U ARE DOING THE BESTEST JOB EVER??? I LOGE THE PLOT THE CHARACTERS THE TEXTS THE MEMES THE PACE OF THE PLOT AND THE WAY U GIVE LITTLE CLUES WITHOUT REVEALING TOO MUCH??? UGHHH URE ACTUALLY TOO GOOD AT THIS 😭💗💗

YNWON ARE SO FUCKING TRAGIC. like the fact they secretly liked each other and were super duper close and did everything w each other was CUTE enough, only for yn to find out jungwons secret :( tbf, i’m sure his fake reputation was already in the making before they met (unless i’m dumb and got the timeline mixed up), so it’s not like he could’ve just randomly told her right :((( i mean ofc it would’ve been better to come clean ab it but i get it :((( it makes me so sad to think yn had been wiped of her memories and jungwon was left to toss up between wanting her to remember their best times and not wanting her to hate him all over again :<< THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD 😭😭 i’m actually so sad rn nobody talk to me,,,,, IT ACTYALLY BREAKS MY HEART TO THINK THAT YNWON CAN ONLY GET TGT IF SHE CAN SEE HIS GOOD AND HIS BAD SIDES AND ACCEPT HIM ENTIRELY FOR WHO HE IS??? I WONDER IF SHE CAN SEE PAST THIS ☹️ BUT YN MY LOVE ITS OK IF U DONT…. men aint shit anyway ig 🚶‍♀️

anyway recall 2/10; super interesting love the characters the plot is flawless but?? author is kinda whack and loves to hurt people ?? so yuhhh i’m gna subtract 8 points :>

OML MY FAV MAI!! I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL OH EM GEE🥺 I SAW YOUR REBLOGS AND I HAD SM FUN REAFING THEM STAHQGQJQ YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME SM SUPPORT THAT I DONT DESERVE 😭😭😭 BUT TY FOR ALWAYS GIVING ME THE CONFIDENCE TO KEEP WRITING AAAA

YES THE MYSTERY OF YN'S ACCIDENT IS FINALLY SOLVED 😭 IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG AND YEAH I BET YN IS FEELING CONFLICTED AS HELL RN LIKE 😭 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE YOU CARED FOR SM JUST LYING TO YOU :"(((( BUT YESS JUNGWON DID HAVE THIS WHOLE IMAGE THING SET UP ALREADY WHEN HE MET YN :((( JW WAS DEF GOONG THROUGH HELL FLAMES WHEN HE WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT WITH THE MEMORIES :( THAT'S WHY BOY WANTED TO STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM HER AS HE COULD,,,, BUT GOSH IT MUST'VE HURT LIKE SHIT TO LOSE SOMEONE WHEN IT WASNT YOUR INTENTION TO BUT IT WAS UR FAULT 😭😭😭 BUT YES 5 MORE CHAPTERS TO GO!! SO LETS SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT 😘😘

MuahHQHAHAH HURTING PEOPLE WUTH MY STORIES IS MY FAV GENRE 🤩